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Friends Only... [03 Feb 2004|09:34pm]
[ mood | :) ]

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MSN is such a gay lord... DUDE STOP GIVIN' ME EVILS :| [03 Feb 2004|09:03pm]
[ mood | Cålm ]

*Thrust thrust sack whack bam*
MSN won't sign me in :( C'est la vie.
Didn't get to sleep last night until late so I didn't appreciate Dad waking me up really early this morning shouting "COME ON GET UP! WE'LL TAKE YOUR I-WHATSIT BACK" (he was referring to my walkman). Got up and took it back to stupid PC World but they didn't have any in stock so I'll wait *sits patiently*
Then I said something in Swedish to myself and Dad suggested going to IKEA, so woo hoo? We saw lots of pretty things and he bought me Swedish meatballs with Lingonberry ♥
Came home! Ja! Went to German! Ja! Went to Downend! Ja! Bought 1 pack of footie stickers! Ja!
Came home! Ja! Ate my Swedish short bread! Ja! Went to IKEA again with Dad! Ja! Spent lots of money on big furniture shite! Ja! *Falls asleep*

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Kein internet bis Dienstag... (But what a Swedish day I've had) [21 Jan 2004|04:44pm]
[ mood | Sad! ]

My internet's going tomorrow *sobs* and the Telewest motherfucker isn't coming until Tuesday so that means... Almost six days of non-internetness!! I really am going to kill myself. Maybe I'll do something useful and.. Read? haha
Today we had English and I managed to get some work done today. I wrote out a list of questions to ask Fru Rake (Mrs Rake) because she's Swedish. Then went along to reception and asked Len if he'd mind me interviewing his wife and he seemed pretty keen about it, but apparently she leaves for work at 6:30am and doesn't get back until 6:30pm... Soooo... I'll have to go there in the evening and interview her, if she doesn't mind of course. The fact I was wearing my Swedish football shirt helped because it showed how passionate I am about my country (yeah I'm English, whatever).
We had this talk on "World Challenge" lessons 5 and 6 and some man was telling us about how he climbed Everest and as soon as he said "Oh I met this guy and climbed with him.." you knew that two minutes later he was going to say "Unfortunatley, he died in an avalanche" or "Frost bite got to him and he now has no fingers".
We then went to the sports hall, aww the memories. And Donna and I joined the Counselling Crew, yeah we rule... Although we didn't win anything... We'll get better, don't worry. And we'll be the best campers when we go to South Wales because we've got the two campest in our group! Me and Pony! Although Kerri's team does have Cunty Chris... *Growls*
Mama picked me up from school because she was in passing in the hood *nods* and at home we had a package! Yeeee har! CARA AND CO sent me a sign saying "PARKING FOR SWEDES ONLY" and Mum got lots of Beatles stuff! We ♥ it lots and lots.. Thank you very much Cheesey Mama.
And now I have to get ready for work... This is Trevor McDonald, signing off for five days, I shall miss you all, especially you, Nina (but I'll see you in the green room).
Good bye all.

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Ok, this isn't even funny anymore... [20 Jan 2004|06:48pm]
[ mood | sad ]

Why am I attracting trannies?! *cries*

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*Hums to himself* [20 Jan 2004|06:13pm]
[ mood | "Bouncy" but tired. ]

Got rudely awoken today by the house phone and once again because it was over by the CD player I didn't answer it and when it finally stopped, my mobile started. Grrr. So yesh, got up at 11 today and felt great.
Went and watched Cribs whoa yeah. Did my German oral *blows at nails* in 10 minutes oh yeah I rule, probably pile of shite though.
Dad had a big package in the post and I was really tempted to open it but I didn't... It's probably rude things that doesn't concern me. Went to *German* and was the only one awake and they all got annoyed at me again, but I think they like me.. Think so... lol.
Walked along to Downend and collected my History folder and they were all in the common room lazing around. Kerri was her usual sarcastic self and we were joking about Hannah and T being all dykey and she walked in and I laughed a lot.
Walked home and got an ice cream, tasted extra good today. Saw Bradley from Germany 2002 and he was all "Alright man" and I quickly ran away before I laughed in his face.
Got home and Dad was all suspicious and finally told me to close my eyes and WHAT!! WHAT!! WHAT!! do I find?!
haha *clears throat* anyway yes, so I'm very happy but still don't know why they bought it for me. And it's this years so no embarressment if I were to go to Sweden ;) I plan to wear it in Holland and meet Swedish people.
But in return I had to attempt to book flights for Papa to "Bruges" in Belgium in May or something because that's where they're going on *tour* and he asked if I wanted to go *laughs* but it'll be him, 15 other middle aged drunken blokes and... My brother. I declined, as if I'd want to spend a weekend in a foreign country getting exceedingly drunk... Well.. If it was different company then maybe.

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Ahhhhh [19 Jan 2004|11:10pm]
[ mood | Jolly good ]

Gaaa help I have a sperm on my tongue ;)Collapse )

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Slob on my knob, like corn on the cob... [19 Jan 2004|08:55pm]
[ mood | "Enjoying Cock" ]

Today was Mondag. As you can tell from my boring introduction it really wasn't eventful. Went to school although I was late, due to reasons I can't disclose (haha ;)) History was alright but Mr T was away and I hate that because I never get any work done and then I have loads of homework. Grrr motherfucky.
Lunch was very heated, included a pile on - Lin, then Jess and then me on top ;) I'm always on tpp :P lol but awww apparently we hurt Lin's cunt. :( Soz :P
Didn't do any work in English neither although I spoke to Ms Prowse about my coursework and out of my ideas for my short story she thinks the sex change is the best bet ;) Heh, maybe she's really a man? It's possible...
Let Cunty Chris and Kerry listen to "Slob On My Knob" and the "Booty Bounce" song. Naturally, they loved it.
Mother gave us all a lift home and got home and WOOOO not only had my NUS card arrived (haha yep I'm now "18" shh ;)) but a very mysterious looking päckage next to the flower pot *shock face* containing stamps all over it saying "SVERIGE" so naturally I know it was SWEDISH hahah whoa yeah ♥ and I'm assuming it's from Cara because it's a TV guide all in Swedish and The Beatles are on the front so Mama loved it :D I read some of it and found it interesting to look at Channel 2 in Sweden at 23:45 shows "SEX MÅNDRA" on Mondays... hahaha, Swedish porn, classy.
And now I'm wondering where the hell the evening went, it's already 9 o clock?!
Ah well, I just bought the fantoobitastic ENJOY COCK t-shirt (it's like the "Enjoy Coke" logo but cleverly says "Cock" instead, ain't that clever? ;)). Bought it from Ebay because Björk wore it once and I bought it and totally forgot that it's a girls medium. :X whoops, so I'm sort of hoping that it isn't too petite...

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... I hate cheese... a lot... [18 Jan 2004|06:04pm]
[ mood | I hate cheese ]

Uneventful 24 hours. Went to work yesterday at 4 and saw "Ky" (oh yeah, I know his name now ;)) and just sort of grinned and waved at him, finished at 8, walked home and got me a pizza from the Co-Op on the way, saw SJ and she was acting really odd and wouldn't look at me and went all red so maybe I was talking about something I should've have been infront of someone or something *shrugs* whatever.
Came home and gave Tazz a bit of TLC and ate my pizza whilst watching the Osbournes, I only meant to watch one but I ended up watching 4, God Kelly's such a bitch but I still watch her :$
Went online, then went to bed and woke up this morning nice and late. Went downstairs for breakfast and Mum sat with me at the table whilst I filled in my application form for City of Bristol; I'm taking the same but as a 4th subject I'm going to take Spanish GCSE because I thought it would be great to have GCSEs in three languages, but I need a back up for that, it's either Film Studies, Media, or Photography... Hmmm, anyone?
Went to work and saw Ky again and we sort of walked into eachother.. Heh, whoops *picks up petrol pump*
Came home and I'm just about to go do my big stack of homework, yippeee.
ADIOS AMIGOS (get practising with the Spänish ;))

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Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat lol [18 Jan 2004|10:46am]
[ mood | Just woke up.. ]

HAHAHAHAHA!! I received a nice graphic message from this person... ♥ (lol!)Collapse )

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RETARD DE LA BOUM! [17 Jan 2004|02:50pm]
[ mood | Gaaaa tired ]

Oooooooooooh God
haha what a fucking retard!
Came home from work and yeah... Got ready for Tom's, Heather arrived and had a nice natter with her awww. Lin was late but we'll let her off just this once (never again). We walked down to meet Jess and our "top drawer" was great! Well done old chap!
Got to the party and felt really bored so I sort of went crazy and started downing things (idiot) and I was already tipsy from drinking at half four. Anyway, spoke to lots of people I didn't think I liked but then to discover that they're not too bad. Kerry Hammock (sp?) for one, and also Hannah Fuller, she wasn't too bad neither. Aww damn I really can't remember much but it sort of came back to me this morning in the shower. Like being told I won sexiest boy in year 12 although I'm not supposed to know, and also that Lin told me "I could so tongue you right now", thanks Lin. She was pretty drunk. Oh yeah hahaha saw Chris Durbin and tried avoiding him. Annnnd... I got to a point when I just... BLEUGH lol and so someone put me to bed and was all caring and stuff (think it was Tom James, aww thank you) and basically woke up with blood on my face and on his bed (nose bleed) and also sick :S Hmm, waking up in a pool of your vomit, drool and blood together isn't nice.
Jumped up when I woke up because I got really paranoid and didn't know where I was and also fell over as soon as I got up. Went in the living room for a bit then went home.
My parents laughed at me a lot and they took me to üni. Uni was GRRRRRRREAT (Y) Really fun... And one of my teachers is Austrian and Nazi like and fun :D So we like her *nods*
Left German with all the "kool kids" (oh yeah, Cotham) and then went along to town with Steph and Luke from my German class. Woof woof, that's about it.
Oh yeah! Bought a White Stripes calendar and it's great.. So if anyone wants my t.A.T.u one, give me a holla ;)

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[ mood | happy ]

Alrighty. Woke up this morning and was late again but whatever dudies. Jessika and I walked to Schule and that was alrighty, quiet due to lack of artsy partsy (what?!) students... Had to fill in some thing like "Best boy bum" and "Most likely to be successful" and I told Kerri on MSN a minute ago how she got voted for sexiest girl quite a bit but she didn't believe me.
Left school and made me way home - got asked for directions by a Welshman in the procress and sent him the wrong way ahhahahaha I love doing that so much.
Got home, quickly ate, went to work... Work was really relaxed but busy, people kept asking me where my cream was *raises eyebrows*
Saw my schexy man!! ♥ fuck yeah and this time I actually spoke to him but ended up giggling and running off again.
Parents frightened the life out of me whilst I was stacking cheese and asked me which picture of them in funny clothes they should have blown up to put on the wall... Then as I was leaving I saw Ed and Tom :D Ummm got a lift home with the parents.. And started drinking at half 4 haha.
PHONED CARA!! WEEEEEEEEEEEE!! haha that was so great, haven't spoken to her for a long time and I wished her a happy birthday ♥ and apparently I should be expecting a package from them and also a package from them but from another country?? *Raises eyebrows once again*
Umm and now here I am drinking more and wooo yeah *nods* Going to Tom's later.

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Bitte bitte lass mich! (what does it mean??) [15 Jan 2004|10:45pm]
[ mood | cold ]

Normal day - only me and Mike in German which was ok, he was red as ever bless him and he kept hitting my feet under the table but he wouldn't move them away if they were touching me and he did it for three fucking hours. Mrs Rees was very pregnant looking and I was really jealous because she did the "i'm resting my arms on my belly" thing which I've always wanted to do.
Rest of the day was normal, History was alright, Kerri was being really mean to me lots and took her time to show she was joking. *Cries*
Ummm saw HEATHER wooo!! I got excited and gave her the ticket for nächste Woche.
Mother gave me a lift home with Binda and went to workie perky. Thursdays are great because all the students come in and do their weekly shop and count their pennies infront of me hahaha awww. Sae my tongue piercing guy, then I saw my shexy man!! *Goes all hot* whoa yeah and he did his usual "Hiya" to me and smiled and that's every shift for two weeks I've seen him now *claps*
OH! Watched this great programme in my break about this family who moved to Australia! It was so exciting and got me thinking that I want to move away, but maybe take everything I love with me?
Came home and watched Gimme Gimme Gimme and laughed so much I started throwing my SWEDISH meatballs everywhere (I only eat them to make me 100% Swede)
And now I'm listening to Rob's Rockin' Tennessee Tape because it's the best compilation CD ever *nods*

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Heh, these things are addictive... But boring to read *nods* [15 Jan 2004|07:48am]
[ mood | Alright ]

1) using band names, spell out your name

Red Hot Chili Peppers
East 17? HAHAHAHA!!
Rammstein *blush*
t.A.T.u (natürlich)

Lost Prophets
Ärzte, Die
Underworld (??)

2) have you ever had a song written about you? NO! But we once changed the words "A doh, a deer, a female deer..." to fit me ;)
3) what song makes you cry? Don't Stand So Close To Me - The Police, awww, and also "Hyperballad" or "Cocoon" (bloody hell! What a cry baby ;))
4) what song makes you happy? hey ya..outkast (heh, yesh Kirst, also PLUTO)
5) what do you like to listen to before bed? Headphones - Björk

height: 5 foot 10
hair color: dyed black. (yep yep)
skin color: white.
eye color: Ähmm, I'm not actually sure.
piercings: Four, lobe (4mm), tragus, tongue and nipppppp.
tattoos: Nein.

r i g h t n o w

what color pants are you wearing?: Hmm my right ones... They're an odd dark colour.
what taste is in your mouth?: My toe nails ;)
what's the weather like?: It's still sort of dark and cold looking... Should get ready for school.
how are you?: Tired but perky.
get motion sickness?: Not anymore, I'm so over that ;)
have a bad habit?: Yeah quite a few.
get along with your parents?: Mama - NATüRLICH! Papa - Ähm, not right now, but he HAS just given me a bike :D
like to drive?: Yes.. Very fast too (??)

f a v o r i t e s

tv show: Oh shit... At the moment I keep watching Fat Friends.. I need a life? But of all time probably The Simpsons.
conditioner: Ha, whatevers in the bathroom.
book: Probably Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.
non alcoholic drink: Tea.
thing to do on the weekend: Sleep, GO OUT AND GIT PISSED WIV MY M8S INNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :| (rarely happens anyway)

h a v e y o u

broken the law: Haha yeah I do it all the time without realising.
ran away from home: Hasn't everyone?
snuck out of the house: Haha yep.
ever gone skinny dipping: No :(
made a prank phone call: Of course!
ever tipped over a porta potty: What the hell does that mean?! DAMN YOU AMERICANS AND YOUR CRAZY TALK.
used your parents' credit card before: Only online.
skipped school before: Yeah.
been in a school play: haha yes, what a disaster.

r a n d o m

do you have a job: SAFEWAY - LIGHTENING THE LOAD (we were in the paper for having the "friendliest staff" don't you know ;))
your cd player has in it right now: Rob's Rockin' Tennessee Tape It's actually a CD, but God it's good...
if you were a crayon what color would you be?: Fucking stupid question... Blue with a yellow cross.
what makes you happy: Musik, going to school (Y) (ha) And ummm...
what's the next cd you're gonna get?: Probably the bootleg Björk ones I don't have.

w h e n / w h a t w a s t h e l a s t

time you cried: Yesterday - laughing at my immaturity (sp?) and stupidness in my year 11 English book.
you got e-mail: I get them all the time (from live journal :() but real one probably Dee, Cara orrr... NAT! (you got another mention)
thing you purchased: Chewing gum.
tv program you watched: GMTV (Aamon Holmes if my bitch)
movie you saw in the theater: Love Actually.

y o u r t h o u g h t s o n

teenage smoking: Meh.
drinking: "haha, go on then, top me up."
weed: Not in this country.
mushrooms: Urgh
e: Urgh
acid: *Aciiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid*
everything else: FUCK LIVE AND ALL DAT SCHEIßE INNIT DUDES. LUV U 4EVA AND EVA (argh, why am I such an ass?! lol)

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[14 Jan 2004|11:13pm]
WHAT?! I'm not downloading WILL SMITH!! *Blush*
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Year 10 and 11 English... What DID I do?! [14 Jan 2004|07:04pm]
[ mood | amused ]

Woke up normal time today but was late because I had a nose bleed in the shower and I'm not allowed out until it stops because I'm not allowed to get blood everywhere *makes a fuss* so I was quite late to meet the Jessika.
Went to school and we spent English in the LRC where Jess and I got quite excited and kept talking about Kerri and she knew it ;) But she loved it too. We both bought tickets för UBU, looking forward to it now [break a leg, Ed]
Ummm lunch time, can't really remember what happened. The common room was a bit hectic at lunch time due to flying bouncy balls going around everywhere and then Hey Ya came on so I danced on the tables.
Walked home and as I opened the door.... My motherfucky Björk DVD had arrived!! hahaha I haven't screamed so much with excitement for... A couple of days actually :D So I whacked it straight on and jumped around the living room to Pluto live. Mama and Papa came in and were patient with me and watched it for a while and laughed at how stupid she is.
Had dinner and then I looked through my year 10/11 English exercise books - HAHAHAHAHA!! I wrote some SHIT! And I can't believe how rude I was to Ms Prowse!! I quote from one of books MESSAGE TO MS PROWSE: Can I take you to my bedroom and abuse you? [sexmeali]
Also found a story that made me cry [with laughter] because it was about an German woman who had some to England to have a leg operation but it went wrong and instead they gave her a leg that didn't even fit her and she threw it at the Doctor's head in anger... Well, I guess you had to be there to find it funny *blushes*
Oh yeah! Also my Motorola charger is fucked so I have to use my spazzy old Nokia, although I love it so.. ARGH THE FUCKING FUCKER'S FUCKED!! (An example of a word being used as an adjective, noun, and verb ;))

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KVAT KVAT [14 Jan 2004|07:48am]
[ mood | Hot.. Straightening hair ]

Anyone know of some great downloadable songs?? Ehhhhh?

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MOTHERFUCKY [13 Jan 2004|08:35pm]
[ mood | haha.. It's Oh So Quiet is on! ]

Just a quick note to say.. *sob* I shall be internetless soon for up to a week *cries* what the fuck am I going to do?! People: You need to lend me films and stuff so I don't kill myself.
Pretty sad that I can't survive without this death machine isn't it?

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I like Tuesdays [13 Jan 2004|06:56pm]
[ mood | Head cold (still?) ]

Tuesdays are great they are :D Woke up at 9, rolled over and fell back asleep and then got up at about 11ish. Went online and watched lots of Björk interviews.
Opened up a new bottle of Safeway Chocolate Hazelnut "Too smooth to prove" Spread... My poor arteries :| lol. Spilt tea on Tazz but then gave him some to make him feel better, bless.
Went to German, rocked the joint and got an A in the Reading paper *thrusts in everyones direction* and then walked along to Downend to put my German stuff away and collect my History work, which I'm going to do tonight *nods*
Walked home with the Boobanca and Lucy.. Lucy was ok today, didn't get on my nerves - there's a first. We all bought ice creams and once again I got a head cold :( [baby]
Got home and my parents were arguing out in the street whilst washing the car together and doing that when you live in a cul-de-sac isn't good - I could see the people looking through their curtains lol.
Annnnd yeah... That's how for now *shows you his palm*

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hahaha... Rodrigo Santoro (A) [12 Jan 2004|07:45pm]
[ mood | jubilant ]

heh Poe is also a fan, and he found me pictures... ♥Collapse )

Oh yeah...
You are Orange.
You are outgoing and optomistic. You always try to
find the bright spot in everything. You are
energetic and people are naturally attracted to
you. However, you are not always sure of what
your purpose or goals are.
Most Compatible With: Fresh Mint

Which Tic-Tac Flavor Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla

Hmmm... Great...?

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Weeee waaaaaaaaaaaaaw! [12 Jan 2004|07:11pm]
[ mood | happy ]

Y'all say what?!
haha I'm so upbeat because my Mum's been taking these pills... Because she's not smoking ya de yada and she's so happy I just can't not be so I'm sat here shimmying away to Outkast.
Woke up this morning and felt very tired but I don't feel so annoyed because when I go to bed and can't sleep, although I lie there a long time the time goes past really quick so it's all good; one minute it's 2am and then it's 3am... Maybe I fall asleep? lol
Went bling bling to school with Jess. Had History, Lin and I hadn't done the work but we're going to hand it in Thursday because we're good. Other than that got THREE pieces of homework!! MOTHERFUCKERS.
Had some weird bubblegum and chewed that for hours, Salt N Peppa was on the radio and Karen made me giggle because of how she was all "OH YEAH *head bops*". English was ok, once again I shouted something not-nice infront of Nick and he wasn't impressed. Also there was some boy in our English class watching us but thankfully I didn't fall asleep today :D
Walked home with girlies and Ed, bought ice cream ♥ it was huge!! Bargain for a quid *goes all cockney* Got home and had some letters :S One telling me I had PENPALS IN GERMANY WAITING FOR ME. haha. And now I'm going to go do homework because I feel good...

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